i feel like you physically could not attack an orangutan like if you tried they would just look you in the eyes and a wave of inhuman calmness would wash over you
I know this is meant to be a funny but funfact! The lotus set in Magic: The Gathering is bar-none the most expensive set in history, getting a whole set for a 60-card average deck would easily cost more than the car pictured. This card alone is worth nearly 20k, with some others costing several thousand dollars.